Productivity at its best

Here you have it. The fruits of several hours labour. My hard work glorified in HTML format forever.

Yes OK I lie...

A random moment of boredom and I decide to create a blog to partner my website that doesn't even exist yet. Well I say random, but these moments tend to happen quite often. One moment I will be happily playing guitar and I'll just glance at a penny lying on the desk and suddenly I'm attempting to create a lifelike statue of a monkey killing a robot-ninja using only the contents of my penny jar and wet marshmallows. Another night of my life gone and another morning spent catching up with college work before lesson.

Story of my life.

Well it's here now anyway so I may as well make use of it while I'm still interested. If you've stumbled upon this and don't know who I am, my names Ryan (aka Wannabe Tramp on these here cyberpaths) and I like to record music using my battered Tanglewood guitar and crappy PC mic for the entertainment of mainly myself. If others like it too then that's always a bonus. I did have a website but I didn't like it so it's gone. A new one should be up but alas it has fallen victim to many monkey statue moments. But if you're a brave person and like visiting websites full of whining teens and broken code, you could venture to my "MySpace" page where I have a selection of songs for your delectation, which are handily downloadable.

I think that's all I have for you tonight because my periods of productivity don't last very long. I promise it will be better in the future but for now I leave you with this picture of a ninja student demonstrating the monkey's most powerful anti-ninja attack; which is what I would have based my statue on had my productivity continued on that particular night.

...Although we all know that it would not have been a lifelike statue as robot ninjas have no genitalia and so the move would have been totally ineffective.

...Unless it was an android-ninja who often have working reproductive organs.

...But I assure you it wasn't